[Video] OMGZ ITZ JUSTIN BIEBER

18 Nov

Now I don’t like to hate here, but I have to make an exception in this case, because this looks an awful lot like Aaron Carter version 2009. Plus he’s got the Canadian X-Factor, which means that his reign on the pop charts is likely to be especially long-lasting and damaging, like Bryan Adams or Avril Lavigne.

As for the ethics violations present in this video, our prepubescent hero is chasing a woman around practically old enough to be his mother. It’s like the music video version of The Graduate, but cleaned up enough so that it’s safe for tween digestion.

(I’ve got one word for you, Justin: Plastics.)

God help us all.

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2 Responses to “[Video] OMGZ ITZ JUSTIN BIEBER”

  1. silly little girl November 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm #

    And auto-tune in the background?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??! Gah. WTF.He's probably not even playing the guitar.And that girl looks older…but they are trying to make her look younger I think.Learn to dance.Awwww its so fresh and so clean though. It's just a scarf and not panties or anything!That is the prettiest laundromat I've ever seen.LOL expensive chocolate (I am typing this as I'm watching it).His lips are unrealistically pink. His voice is not impressive at all. Her laundry is getting stagnant.

  2. Greg November 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm #

    Nice play-by-play.

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