[Odds and Ends] Separated at Birth: “The Jock vs. The Rock”

15 Aug

Today’s round pits The Boston Red Sox’ J.D. Drew against The Weakerthan’s John K. Samson.

J.D. Drew

J.D. Drew


John K. Samson

John K. Samson

In related news, Provinicial Route 222, Samson’s follow-up to 2009’s City Route 85, drops September 21st.

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3 Responses to “[Odds and Ends] Separated at Birth: “The Jock vs. The Rock””

  1. Keegan Allen August 27, 2010 at 4:09 pm #

    The only real difference is that John K Sampson would earn his $70 million over 6 years and probably can bat above .260

    • confoundedfretbuzz August 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm #

      On a related note, J.D. Drew is planning on opening an anarchist bookstore in Valdosta after he retires at the end of his Red Sox deal.

      • Keegan Allen August 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm #

        Shoplifters will be met with the same stone faced resignation as large scale purchases or donations.

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